Lexx 1 0 I Worship His Shadow eng=
May His Merciful Shadow fall upon you.
My client…
…Zev Bellringer of B3K…
is innocent of the charge of failing
to perform her wifely duties.
Sand throws herself upon the mercy
of this court, secure in the knowledge
that His Shadow’s wisdom will
prevail upon these proceedings.
Memory search commencing.
You are my every dream come true.
There must be a mistake!
There’s no way I can marry that cow!
Husband - I shall serve -
I shall love - I will-
You make me wanna throw up!
Get her outta here!
Memory search complete.
You - Zev Bellringer of B3K -
have been found guilty of failing
to perform your wifely duties,
and humiliating your husband in the temple.
You are therefore sentenced to be transformed
into a love slave,
and to be given to Seminary 166145
to be used for their pleasure,
may His Shadow fall upon you
Oh please, put me out of my misery!
I volunteer for the protein bank!
I don’t want to live this terrible life anymore!
His Shadow bids welcome
to the finest examples of youthful
devotion in all the 20,000 planets.
You - Thodin of the Ostral B pair -
are accused of -
Due to the special nature of this crime,
the arch-heretic Thodin of the Ostral B pair
will be tried in Cobalt Stadium.
Following that, this sentence
will be immediately executed.
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